Humpty Dumpty Was What!

Well, I haven't been this upset since I found out about Santa Clause a couple of years ago. Today I found out Humpty Dumpty, wasn't an egg at all. Turns out Humpty Dumpty was this big ass cannon belonging to the Royalist until destroyed (fell of a wall) back in 1648. I guess I should have known since not once in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme does it mention that he’s an egg. I guess the next thing someone will tell me is that Puff the Magic Dragon was actually a magical airplane capable of firing 18,000 rounds a minute. Yeah, right!

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