Walk Like A Man

A while back I was having a little battle with some lower back ( sciatic) discomfort  but felt like I had it under control until Amber asked when I was going to get my back checked out. I asked what made her think I had back problems and she said it was because of the funny way I was walking. I suggested that I just looked a little like John Wayne when I walked. Amber said, "No, you look more like a sand crab, kinda facing forward but walking sideways."  I bet she would never have told John Wayne he walked like a sand crab.