Sorry Little Buddy

Well, I wouldn't want anyone to repeat this story, but, I had just finished my shower, had dried off and was putting on my underwear  when I hooked my little toe in the material near one of the leg holes. It seems like I stumbled and fell for thirty minutes. I kicked over the trash receptacle, slammed into the closed bathroom door and knocked a couple of towels into the floor. It scared poor Beaux Bo (he always curls up on the bath mat when I take a shower) to death. I had no more than gained control of my body and pulled up my underwear, when Amber swung open the door and wanted to know what in the world was going on. I looked her right in the eye.....and then turned to Beaux Bo and said, "Bad dog Beaux Bo, bad dog!"