A Discount For Idiots

Today Amber and I stopped by the Dairy Queen on our way back from Temple to get our fix on diet drinks. There was an unusually long line in the drive through and it was moving at a snail's pace with spurts of slower mixed in. I couldn't stand it anymore, and I know this doesn't sound like me but.... I said "They must be giving idiots a discount today." After what seemed like hours and being passed by two snails and a turtle, we finally got to the window. The gal at the window handed me our drinks and said, "We are sorry for the delay, there will be no charge for the drinks." Amber took her drink, smiled and said, "I guess you were right about the discount thing."