Edward Sissorhands' Sister

Well, I generally look forward to getting a haircut, however, after today's experience that may not be the case for a while. My usual routine is to walk in, have a seat in the barber chair, tell them I want a #4 all over my head and then enjoy the quick but calming experience. Today I had my hair cut by Susie Steel Hands (Edward Scissorhands' Sister). I mean she slapped that #4 Guard on her clippers and it was like she was plowing the back forty. I used to have several small skin tags on my scalp, they are no longer a concern. If it hadn't been for the four year old sitting in the chair facing me, I'm pretty sure I would have cried.