Santa Fe all the way Plate

Well, it's the time of year I start fretting about Daylight Savings Time. It looks like as long as we have been saving daylight, every once in a while we would have to have daylight for twenty-four hours straight just to use some of it up. Daylight Savings has been about as useful as my saving Crackerjack surprises when I was a child. If they really wanted to do something beneficial and really appreciated, they should have just done away with Mondays. Of course, if they did that, we would start thinking Tuesdays suck. It just seems like a lot of trouble for millions of people to have to change billions of clocks just so I can remember to check the batteries in my smoke detectors.