Me And Childproof Medicine Bottles

I told Amber that it was my opinion if you couldn't open a childproof medicine bottle and your over sixty years old you should be able to park in a disabled parking spot. She said after watching me try to open a bottle of children's aspirin, it was her opinion I shouldn't be allowed to drive. I've noticed she's gotten kind of grouchy over the last few years. Seems like it started about fifteen or twenty minutes after I retired. Probably just a coincidence.