Butt Kicking, Or Not

Well, here while back I apparently did something that made a young healthy looking hothead mad enough to want to kick my butt. His exact words were, "I'm going to kick your butt!" My exact words were, "Well, this is going to turn out one of two ways. Either you are going to kick my 66 year old butt, or this 66 year old is going to kick your butt. Either way it's going to be an embarrassing situation for you." He turned red faced and looked like he was going to explode, but finally stomped off into the sunset. Boy this old man wisdom stuff is working out pretty good.