Her Favorites

Well, this morning I noticed Amber was sitting at the table reading a magazine. I asked her what she was reading and she said she was reading an article about how it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. I said "Okay" and was about to walk off when Amber continued, "For instance, what is my favorite flower?"

I answered quickly, "Easy, Gold Metal All-Purpose, isn't it?" It's been real quiet after that...