Adjust Your Hair

There is this guy I know whose hair always looks like he just woke from a restless night's sleep. I know I shouldn't be this way, but what bothers me the most is he thinks he is Mr. Cool. The other day he was bragging about a book he had just finished and then went on to say he usually reads two to three books a week. Being the thoughtful person I sometimes am, I suggested a book I thought should be of interest to him, "Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair."