Observant Woman

The other evening, as Amber and I were walking to our table in a restaurant, a lady reached out and grabbed my arm and said, "I'm sorry, the tag on your jeans is hanging out over your belt." I thanked her and we walked on to our table. I told Amber, "Man, she's a pretty observant woman." Amber said, "Yep, I'm surprised she missed the fact that your jeans are unzipped."