What You Need to Know About Rock Throwing

                              

I've been thinkin' again. You know, if you are going to get into a rock throwing fight with someone, your best chance for victory would be to challenge someone  who lives in a glass house. Folks have been told for years, "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!" So it would stand to reason those particular folks wouldn't be very good at rock throwing from the lack of practical experience.

 But wait a minute, what is the difference in a rock and a stone. To me a stone is kind of a sissy rock. To me a rock is rugged, bigger, gritty and dangerous. It's something you would want to pick up and kill something with. While a stone is kind of British sounding, smooth, smaller, kind of pretty object and used to make or build stuff. It's something you might want to pick up and add to a collection.

 The way I see it, a rock thrower would win every time when pitted against a stone thrower. Who would bring a stone to a rock throwing fight anyway?