Moving Faster

 Let me see if I can make you appreciate your day a little more. Today I drink only clear liquids for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I will not have solid foods, carbonated drinks, alcohol and colors red and purple are not allowed. So far, this is the good part of my day, things really get serious at 8:00 PM when the magic elixir is mixed and taken. Things start to move a lot faster after that. Did I mention I can have no alcohol?