Social Distancing

Well, Amber is claiming this new social distancing of six feet is not going to work for her. She claims my being within six feet of her is about to smother her. She claims, unlike before the virus when she would seldom see me in or around the house, now every time she turns around there I am. She has suggested we try twenty-five feet for a while. It seems to me what we now call social distancing used to be known as antisocial.