I Remember

I remember when Amber and I first started dating. I took her to one of my family reunions. I introduced her to one of my cousins from up north. Amber asked, “Where are you from?” My cousin replied, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” Amber then said, "I'm sorry, where are you from, jackass?” That may have been the day I decided I was going to ask her to marry me.