Skinny Friends

Well, I was reading an article in a health magazine the other day that listed different things you could do to live longer. I stopped reading the list when I got to the study that claimed you live longer  if you only have skinny friends. It even suggested you unfriend folks that aren't skinny. Well, I quit smoking twenty-five years ago and quit dipping about fifteen years ago, but I'll be damned if I'm going to give up ninety percent of my friends!