Don't Worry, My Wife's Cousin Is A Doctor

The other day I had a feller doing some work here at the house when he accidentally cut a wire to my landscape lighting. He told me not to worry he could fix it, that his brother-in-law was  an electrician. I told him that I appreciated his offer and that if he ever had any serious medical problems that needed to be taken care of, my wife could fix him right up because her cousin was a surgeon.